Ok this is my roommate, Lacy..
She's usually not like that. (she's gonna kill me if she finds this blog ahaha)One day, the tape holding the cardboard pieces covering our aircon vent decided to fall off, and to prevent ourselves from getting hypothermia while we sleep, the roommate and I decided to implement a permanent solution:
Yes, we made a banner! I dunno where she got the maroon cloth, white paint, glitter (yes, glitter), and sequins (gosh), but they magically appeared and we decided to do up a nice banner to cover the *#(*& vent haha. Very waste time hor. Plus I had a test the next day haha. But who cares.
Heehee our PRETTYY banner! "Gig 'Em!" means "Get Them". It's a popular slogan around here. We even made the Texas A&M logo with (iron-on) sequins haha. And the words were done using glitter and white paint. (Omg I can't believe I'm actually gushing over glitter and sequins.)
Our banner up at it's rightful place ahaha. It looks puffy cuz of the wind from the vent. My room is literally a freezer. It's stupid. At least we don't have to freeze our butts off anymore haha.
So yesterday, she was high on Slimfast (it's a drink that's supposed to supplement your meal, so you get to lose weight, but it's terribly high in sugar content ahah). And this was what happened:
That's a stick of stain remover she's using as a mike. Hahaha oh man, she'd better not find this blog!!
Anyway, here are examples of the conversations we share:
Lacy (swinging her arms back and forth): "Can I ask you a question? Have you ever felt like doing a backflip even though you know you can't, and you're gonna land on your butt?"
Me: *silence* "Err.. sometimes?"
Lacy: "Shut up. You're just patronizing me."
Lacy: "Do you have ovens in Singapore?" (cuz she was telling me she baked something)
Me: "Noooo.... In Singapore, we wait for lightning to strike a tree. Then we use the fire to cook our food. It's very sad, cuz we only get to eat meat once a month. I'm so lucky to be able to come here."
Lacy: ".... Thanks, Ms Sarcastic."
Hahaha, oh man, I'm so glad my roommate is nicer than the others'! Though she does have some emotional issues sometimes, but oh well, it's better than nothing aha. At least she talks to me, and she doesn't kop my laptop without asking me. My suitemates are damn noisy though. Walao, they invite 10 pple to their room at 3am? And ALL 10 of them decide to use the toilet at the same time? Then they hold singing (screaming) competitions, and try to outyell each other. Argh.
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